"Calvin Coconut" by Graham Salisbury

I chose to review this book because it is included on the 3rd-5th grade list for the 2011-12 Oregon Battle of the Books (OBOB).

Calvin Coconut: Trouble Magnet
Author: Graham Salisbury
Illustrator: Jacqueline Rogers
Genre: Realistic Fiction
Age Level: 9-11 years

Calvin Coconut, who lives in Hawaii with his mother and sister, is about to start fourth grade. He is really looking forward to being in Mr. Purdy's class, but he just can't seem to stay out of trouble. For one, he has managed to catch the attention of the middle school bullies. Then he gets off to a bad start with Stella, the teenage girl who has come to live with his family for a while. To top it all off, after letting loose a giant centipede in the classroom and disrupting the class in a variety of ways, Calvin is in trouble with Mr. Purdy.

This book is certainly not great literature. There is not much character development, and the story is more episodic than plot-driven. However, Calvin is likeable and, although he frequently gets into trouble, seems to be a well-intentioned boy. Also, there is plenty of local color which is an enjoyable variation. I do think it is unfortunate that so many authors of children's books today feel it necessary to make disrespect the basis of their humor. Whatever happened to comedy based on irony or even slapstick?

RATINGS
Disrespectful/Bad Attitude: Moderate
Frightening/Suspenseful: Mild
Profanity: Mild
Sex: None
Substance Use: None
Mature Themes: Mild
Violence: Moderate

SPECIFIC CONTENT
Disrespectful/Bad Attitude:
-Characters use the following words to refer to each other: dork, knuckleheads, doof, fool, buster, dumb, loser, punk, and twerp.
-On the first day of school, Julio tells his younger brothers to "scat" and find their own classrooms.
-Mr. Purdy, the fourth grade teacher, tells one of his students: "Looks like you got a little smarter since I saw you last."

Frightening/Suspenseful:
-Calvin is chased by bullies and is forced to hide in a dumpster until they go away.
-Mildly suspenseful scene when Calvin searches for his younger sister whom he forgot to walk home from school.

Profanity:
-Words and phrases used include idiot, dang, stupid, butt, and "shut your yaps."

Mature Themes:
-Calvin's father has abandoned his family to pursue his music career.
-Stella, a teenage girl, is sent to live with Calvin's family because she and her mom need a break from each other.
-Bullying.

Violence:
-Calvin is dragged along the sand by a kiteboard until he is cut and bleeding.
-Tito threatens Calvin by saying he would "mess you up."
-Students push and shove each other in the lunch line.
-Students start a food fight.
-Tito shoves Calvin a couple of times then, when he realizes a teacher is watching, he bangs past him, bumping Calvin with his shoulder.
-Stella says to Calvin, "You're going to pay for this." and When I get out of here, you're dead."
-Tito tells Calvin, "I owe you a broken face."
-Tito slams Calvin in the chest with the palms of his hands.