"Dying to Meet You" by Kate Klise

I chose to review this book because it is included on the 3rd-5th grade list for the 2011-12 Oregon Battle of the Books (OBOB).

Dying to Meet You
Author: Kate Klise
Genre: Mystery/Humor
Age Level: 9-12 years

SUMMARY
Mr. I.B. Grumply, a famous children's book author, has not published a book for twenty years. In an attempt to overcome his writer's block so that he can finally complete the next installment of his Ghost Tamer series, he rents an old Victorian mansion where he hopes to find some peace and quiet. He is thwarted, however, by a young boy, Seymour, and a ghost named Olive who already occupy the house and are not happy about his presence. As the three main characters interact with one another through letters and notes, they each learn something about themselves and what they must do to alter their life (and death) circumstances.

CRITIQUE
This was the first book by Kate Klise that I have read and, honestly, I was not all that impressed. The letter format was an agreeable variation, the illustrations were enjoyable, and the character's names were clever; but the plot was uninteresting and predictable. At the conclusion, Mr. Grumply supposedly recognizes his selfishness and changes his ways, but his character transformation was completely unconvincing. While young readers may enjoy stories where the characters demonstrate contempt for one another, I can't condone a book that models this type of mutually disrespectful humor.

RATINGS
Disrespectful/Bad Attitude: Moderate
Frightening/Suspenseful: None
Profanity: Mild
Sex: None
Substance Use: None
Mature Themes: Mild
Violence: Mild

SPECIFIC CONTENT
Disrespectful/Bad Attitude:
-Mr. Grumply calls children "little monsters." He continually refers to Seymour as a "liar" and a "brat."
-Seymour puts up signs around his house that say "Keep Out!" and "Go Away!"
-Mr. Grumply writes to Ms. Sale about her "stultifying ignorance" and states that she is an "illiterate imbecile."
-Behind his back, Ghastly residents call Mr. Grumply "grouchypants" and "grumpy old Grumply."
-The rules that Mr. Grumply and Seymour establish for each other are full of disrespect.
-The Ghastly Times constantly reports people's comments even though they have specifically asked the reporters not to include their remarks.
-Mr. Grumply talks about giving Seymour a spanking.
-Olive refers to Mr. G as an "old coot" and a "dreadful bore" and tells him he has a "sourpuss attitude" and is an "insufferable bore."
-Olive and Mr. Grumply refer to Seymour's parents as "wretched weasels" and "rats."
-Mr. Beans refers to Mr. Grumply as a "poor slob."
-Mr. Grumply calls himself a "very insufferable pig" when apologizing to Olive for his behavior.

Profanity:
-Words/phrases used include "what bunk," stupid, fart, brat, and "what the Sam heck."

Mature Themes:
-Seymour is abandoned by his parents.

Violence:
-Olive causes a chandelier to crash down on Mr. Grumply. He steps on several shards of glass and has to get stitches in his feet.